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Friday, May 7, 2010

Arizona Explained by Crayola

So there's a lot going on with this Arizona immigration bill. A lot of complicated factors are at hand here. Oh, who are we kidding? This can be explained with crayons.

Spedi Spoof Ad by Regis & Kelly - pretty humerous!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Scandal: Obama, Gore, Goldman, Joyce Foundation CCX partners to fleece USA

Scandal: Obama, Gore, Goldman, Joyce Foundation CCX partners to fleece USA

Glenn Beck breaks the biggest corruption story of the century yesterday and it doesn’t appear on a Front Page anywhere. Beck points the way to the 15 Trillion dollar scam that has some amazing players.

Glenn tells us that a watchdog has steered him to the collusion between Barrack Obama, George Soros, Al Gore, Goldman Sachs, Franklin Raines (super crooked Fannie Mae head), CCX, and Generation Investment Management (GIM-London based co-founded by AL Gore).

Know the crooks and their roles:


George Soros, Joyce Foundation and connection to CCX.



What is CCX, the Chicago Climate Exchange, projected to gross 10 Trillion a year is Cap-N-Tax passes. Obama played a pivotal role in the formation of the CCX. (Click here for expose)



Barrack Hussein Obama, Board Member of the Joyce Foundation, funded the formation of the CCX. (

Valerie Jarrett is still on the board, Obama’s top adviser.) Obama sat on board and funneled money to Ayer’s brother (wild huh, just a guy in his neighborhood) and to form the CCX.


AL Gore--Goldman Sachs-- GIM: Hold on to your britches, London-based Generation Investment Management sees the Trillion and they purchased a huge stake in Chicago Climate Exchange (fifth largest shareholder.) The founder of GIM is none other than former Vice President Al Gore along with Goldman people. For example other founders are David Blood (former Goldman executive), Mark Ferguson (Goldman) and Peter Harris (Goldman) to name a few.

Where is the media coverage of this issue?
Hmm..quite shocking that it was merely left out of reports. strange.


MTV's Real World Sued For $5 Million!

MTV's Real World Sued For $5 Million!


A woman filed a lawsuit against MTV today for "invasion of privacy, false light, disclosure of private facts, and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress."

According to sources, the woman was recently featured on an episode of The Real World: Washington D.C. and she wasn't exactly seen in the best light. But Golzar Amirmotazedi alleges that what was shown on TV wasn't how things actually went down. She says she was served "several alcoholic beverages, then humiliated and thrown out of the house when she refused to have sex with one of the cast members."


Anyone who appears on the show must sign a waiver so MTV can avoid being sued, but Golzar says that she was too intoxicated to lawfully sign it and the producers know it. She is now seeking $5 million in damages for her humiliation!


$5 million dollars? Really girl, are you for real? You will be lucky to get $1000!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

what i spend my money on ;]

Money; in any form, style, or amount, is my best friend & the spon on Satin.

money tends to almost instantly burn large gaping holes in my pocket. Credit cards burn just a easily as cash flow. I have been using a very productie method to properly manage my money: if it is for sale, I will buy it! It really doesn't matter too much what i desperately need to have something, & that is usually never the case. If I absolutely must have a specific costly possession, I take advantage of still being an unemployed student, as well as a daddy's girl if there ever was one. Most of the time, I really don't even want to buy anything, but I have money so hey, why not?

So if you still aren't following my drift, here is a scenario. Last semester during the bitter cold month of December, I was walking across campus, heading towards my apartment to catch a nap before my evening class. There was this man set up behind a table full of hand-stitched knee high slippers. The man reminded me of a someone living in the cold northern mountains alone, stitching slippers to pass the time. Anyways, they were $15 which I decided were over-priced, but I had $40 cash in my pocket, so why not buy a pear of funky, yet akward knee-high slippers I really don't even need?

Well, I've worn them less than 5 times, but every person who sees them in my closet, obsesses over how unique & cute they are. They are still lookin cute in my closet, and basically tossed $15 in the garbage.

I also overly enjoy giving my money away to others, even when I am in considerate need of emergency money. When I share my small wealth will others in need, I am overcome with a inner feeling of self-worth. I would rather give my money away, than simply spend it on something that only involves myself. What is the fun in that, & how empowering it is to help others when they need it. I usually forget right at that moment that people owe me money, which leads to a pleasant surprise when they suddenly pay you back - that is, if they are a selfless & actually make sure to pay you back.

When I am out running errands, I will stop & get McDonalds, even though I am not hungry in the slightest. Honestly, I am annoyed with myself.

If I have money, I will manage to spend it.

If my father refrained from telling me when he puts money in my account, that way it had time to settle in my account. I might need to consider seeing a specialist about my money-spending addiction! Joking, but still.

On the other hand, I am extraordinarily good at spending other people's money. I know, right? If given my mom or dad's credit card to buy groceries while at home, I can easily shop for everything I need & then some, with a carefree feeling & attitude. Endless amounts of money is comfortable. The possibility of my debit card declining, is utterly uncomfortable.

Personally, spending money of any amount has a way of relieving stress from my body. I do not mean going to the mall and buying a new wardrobe. That is not me. I would probably go to 7/11 & buy 5 candy bars & a slurpee to reduce high anxiety levels. Call me strange, but having the power to purchase is a riviting experience for me.

What I don't spend money on - Cadbury Cream Eggs from Kroger
              - we call it "dining in" :)

Money keeps the world spinning, & my pockets bare


Monday, May 3, 2010

when it's okay to use the F word ;]

so, these days people seem to throw around this infamous word like its just another everyday word in our dictionary. But, where I came from growing up, the only time you ever heard such a word was when something happened that took your breath away to the point that the only word that was able to come out of even the purest mouth of the most genuine babe was "fuck" haha it still makes me laugh to say it because it sounds so weird coming out of my own mouth.




And let me tell you, I have been surrounded with people, teammates, parents, friends, boyfriends, etc. that use the 'F' word on a regular basis. Although when the word comes out of my mom or dad's mouth, it still startles me. But when is it acceptable to say the word? How do you know when you are around the right people to say the word. And why, if it is a part of your own personal vocabulary, should you have to refrain from saying the word? It's a question that goes unanswered in my world. Now whenever I am telling my mother a story & I have to quote someone who used the word, shes always dies laughing because she thinks it is hilarious to hear me use a word that is only used in very dramatic circumstances!



So where did the word actually come from? There are many idea's including:



In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.



and...



The word fuck comes from colonial times, when someone would be punished for 'prostitution' It was an acronym for the words



'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'



FUCK was written on the stocks that held these criminals because For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was too long to go on the stocks.



and of course:



"F.U.C.K." originated in the 1800's in London, when they used to charge prostitutes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". So officer got sick and tired of writing those, um, lessee, 26 characters, not including spaces, so it got abbreviated FUCK and stuck.



The word fuck did not originate as an acronym. It crept, fully formed, into the English language from Dutch or Low German around the 15th century (it's impossible to say precisely when because so little documentary evidence exists, probably due to the fact that the word was so taboo throughout its early history that people were afraid to write it down). The American Heritage Dictionary says its first known occurrence in English literature was in the satirical poem "Flen, Flyss" (c.1500), where it was not only disguised as a Latin word but encrypted — gxddbov — which has been deciphered as fuccant, pseudo-Latin for "they fuck."



According to Sheidlower, the earliest claims in print of supposed acronymic origins for the F-word appeared during the 1960s. An underground newspaper called the East Village Other published this version in 1967:



It's not commonly known that the word "fuck" originated as a medical diagnostic notation on the documests of soldiers in the British Imperial Army. When a soldier reported sick and was found to have V.D., the abbreviation F.U.C.K. was stamped on his documents. It was short for "Found Under Carnal Knowledge."

Two more variants appeared in a letter published in Playboy magazine in 1970:



Some people claim that the word fuck originated in the 15th Century, when a married couple needed permission from the king to procreate. Hence, Fornication Under Consent of the King. I maintain that it's an acronym of a law term used in the 1500s that referred to rape as Forced Unnatural Carnal Knowledge."

Undoubtedly the most famous use of this etymological travesty was as the title of the 1991 Van Halen album, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge."

















So there they are! Feel free to add any images or memories to these pictures! I think they fit perfectly into the "it's okay to say the F WORD category!!
-Credit to my Aunt Linda for these amazing pictures :]